Funny proposals

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
 You’re under arrest! ; (For what?) For stealing my heart
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running
 through my mind all day!

4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes..

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.); She would  say ; What are doing & respond, Oh, just checking to see if you were  made in Heaven.

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a gal and say: Are you from Greece? She answers ‘No’. Oh, I  thought all the gods were from Greece…

10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and & die on your  lips.

11. Did you know they changed the alphabets order ? They put U and I  together.

12. Are you lost? ’cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

14. What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.

15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

16. You can forget about going to heaven because it’s a sin to look that  good.

17. If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

18. Boy: Is ur father a terrorist?
Gal: NO !!!!!! Why ?????????????
Boy: Coz U R a Bomb !!!